Monday Morning Coffee Machine Queen

Ugh! It's Monday morning. Everyone is getting their coffee, talking about yesterdays game. You have better things to do on a Sunday than sit around ALL day watching football. But you don't want to be left out of the conversation, either...

Here's all you really need to know to get in and out of the break room while sounding like you actually paid attention all day Sunday when you were really out getting that mani/pedi. Just a little help from your cyber-sisters. Hey, Monday is hard enough as it is, right?

Don't worry, no matter where you live, whether “your team” won or lost, there's a little something here for everyone (pssst: if the team isn't listed, they didn't play this weekend)...

Bengals 23 / Browns 20 (a great game decided in o/t)

Can you believe that the Bengals pulled out ANOTHER one??

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Dang, the Browns really gave the Bengals a run for their money, though!

Lions 24 / Bears 48

That’s right! Da-Bears!

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Stafford should sit out and recover for a few games, but he’s got a lot of potential.

Giants 27 / Chiefs 16

Of course the Giants won. They're the Giants.

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Darn, that Eli Manning!

Seahawks 17 / Colts 34

Seatown got destroyed by the Colts.

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Darn, that Peyton Manning!

Buccaneers 13 / Redskins 16

A bad team beat a worse team, but that’s okay, we’ll take it!

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I decided to wash my hair instead of watch the game. Pass me a donut?

Ravens 21 / Patriots 27

Tom Brady is really getting it back together

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Tom Brady is such a crybaby…

Texans 29 / Raiders 6

God, the Raiders SUCK hahahaha

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God, The Raiders SUCK, sigh….

Titans 17 / Jaguars 37

Tennessee got OWNED by Jacksonville...

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Tennessee got OWNED by Jacksonville (Sorry, it is what it is)

Jets 10 / Saints 24

Hell yeah! The Saints are on FIRE!

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Sanchez is off to a great Rookie season and the Jets are going to destroy Miami next week.

Bills 10 / Dolphins 38

Henne did an awesome job! Can’t wait till next Monday night.

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If we could get T.O. the ball, maybe we could make something happen…

Cowboys 10 / Broncos 17 (another great game)

Tony Romo? You mean, Tony Ro-NO bwahahaha

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A bad start for a great team. I still think we can make something happen.

Rams 0 / 49ers 35

It’s awesome that the 49ers are number one in the NFC west!

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The Cardinals start their playoff series with the Dodgers Wednesday!

Chargers 28 / Steelers 38

The Steelers OWNED San Diego

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Did you see that one commercial about the “grooler” hahahaha